so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 New Chunks Explored: 451316
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 13
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 8993

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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