so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Buildings Constructed: 50 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ores Mined: 8021
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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