/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyCrackAddict

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Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your other addictions because once you start playing here, you won’t be able to stop! Our server is like a magical vortex that sucks you in and never lets you go. You’ll find yourself mining for diamonds at 3 am, building elaborate castles instead of doing your homework, and battling creepers in your dreams. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family – just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Nail Drive Fun Land

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server

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What is BatyaCraft?

This is the best minecraft server where you can become a father in the area!

IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

– Everything you need is there! Skins, a bunch of thoughtful modes, tops, tasks!

– Self-written plugins that we made ourselves!

– The best anti-cheat that really punishes hackers!

– We do everything from the heart

– Versions from 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.21.1

We have a lot of modes for you to have fun:

▶ SKYBLOCK

There is a mode where you can build your own island by extracting things from the void. There is also a well-thought-out economy, ore generation, and a 50-wave mob arena with different sets. You can shop with everyone and win at auctions, and then you can create a store right here. All this is a freebie, so go!

▶ SKYWARS

If you go to the gym a lot, then you can clearly beat everyone in pvp, so the SKYWARS mode was created for you. You jump on the island, look for what you got in the chests and kill everyone in order to drag the skating rink to the edge. Come on, it’s hardcore slaughter, just the way you like it!

▶ BEDWARS

Well, if you know how to tactfully kill everyone and everything, and even break the beds, then come here and show everyone who can drag. You know how to play this game, so there is no need to explain.

▶ PRISON

It happens that you are thrown into jail, but you don’t want to rot there, do you? Therefore, you need to develop, then come to the factions that will become your second home and kill all the policemen and bosses. The prison is really huge, so come on, search everything and dominate.

IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PhEvaF7

Come to us, there is something to do there: hipe.batyacraft.ru

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

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Minecraft Server Overview – ELDER

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers both the classic survival feel and deep RPG elements without the pay-to-win nonsense? ELDER is the perfect mix of laid-back gameplay and exciting quests for those who want to enjoy Minecraft at their own pace. We have both Females and males and have people from all over the world! Discover and collect pets and mounts

No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

Collect mounts! – Over 90 unique mounts to be found – Slay bosses then ride them – Unlock flying mounts later in the game!

🌍 Survival & RPG – Explore a vast world where you can build, mine, and thrive in survival mode, or dive into a custom RPG world with unique quests, custom mobs, and engaging storylines. Whether you want to chill and farm or take on epic quests, it’s up to you!

Collect Pets! – Over 19 unique pets to be found and captured!

💎 No Pay-to-Win – We believe in fair gameplay. No overpowered gear for cash—just fun, balanced progression. Our ranks are purely cosmetic and for fun.

🛡️ Casual, Mature Community – Elder is built for players who want a relaxed atmosphere. We welcome mature players who appreciate a friendly, respectful, and no-drama environment.

Buy Cosmetics and furniture with in-game currency! NO PAY TO WIN

No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?	No, we believe in fair gameplay and do not offer overpowered gear for cash. Our ranks are only cosmetic and for fun.
How many unique mounts are available on the server?	There are over 90 unique mounts that can be found by slaying bosses and riding them. Flying mounts can be unlocked later in the game.
What is the server’s community like?	We have a casual and mature community that values a friendly, respectful, and drama-free environment. Players of all genders from around the world are welcome.
Can pets be collected on the server?	Yes, there are over 19 unique pets that can be found and captured throughout the game.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	3069
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have appointed Jastor Gallywix as the leader of the goblins! Sure, he may have a questionable track record with enslaving his own people and prioritizing money over everything else, but hey, at least he’s entertaining, right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows what kind of chaos Jastor Gallywix will bring to the table next? Will he start a goblin casino? Or maybe he’ll lead a goblin parade through the streets of Minecraftia, throwing gold coins at everyone in sight.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness the madness unfold on our server. Join now and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft community out there. Who needs Thrall when you have Jastor Gallywix leading the charge?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Animals Bred:	60	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anarchy is the name of the game! Join us if you’re tired of boring old rules and want to let your inner wild child run free.

In our server, India is the epitome of civilization compared to the madness that goes down in Brazil. Rumor has it that a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, just for the thrill of it.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a llama army that roams the land causing mischief.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes – and we mean anything!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PornstarProgeny SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the players are children of pornstars and sex workers!

Experience a world where every block tells a scandalous story and every creeper has a secret to spill. Build your own empire of adult entertainment and watch as your friends try to keep up with your wild lifestyle.

But be warned, drama is always around the corner on this server. From love triangles to family feuds, you never know what juicy gossip will come out next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, sexy world of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TongueBrusherCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation

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lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has DRONES? well guess what, our server has DRONES. netherlands be like “yo ukraine, here’s 400 million for some sick drone action” and we were like “let’s bring that drone action to minecraft, baby!” join our server for the most epic drone battles you’ve ever seen. fly high, shoot lasers, and dominate the skies. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the drone revolution!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sky Boat Adventures

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Yo, ever wanted to see boats flying in the sky like they’re planes and planes sinking in the ocean like they’re boats? well, you’re in luck cuz on our server that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

2 More Days Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all by yourself? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on this epic Minecraft server, you can team up with Jesus himself to conquer the pixelated world!

Join us on this server and witness miracles happening left and right as Jesus turns water into lava and walks on air blocks like a boss. Need some bread to survive? No worries, Jesus will just multiply some loaves and fishes for you.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil mobs alongside Moses and Noah. Imagine riding on a boat with Noah while he saves all the animals from a flood of creepers – talk about a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get holy together! Just remember, when in doubt, WWJD (What Would Jesus Dig)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Space Stars Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	293
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyIncomeHideout

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where we don’t ask about your income or judge you based on your job title!

Join us and leave all the awkward conversations behind. No need to worry about revealing your salary or feeling judged for your career choice. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs nosy dinner guests when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your new Minecraft friends?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyAccidents

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Have you ever accidentally created a diamond sword while trying to craft a simple pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected creations and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted golden carrots. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons grooving to the beat of a jukebox.

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to stumble upon the legendary “Cake Island,” where the ground is made of frosting and the trees are made of chocolate. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden cherry on top, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical cake fairy.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and accidental inventions await you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCreeperWar2022

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join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like tehran’s missile attack on israel but with more explosions and less political consequences. we have iranian players who fear war is coming but don’t worry, we provide virtual bomb shelters in the form of diamond armor. come build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and griefers alike. plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plots world domination. so come join us before the real war starts and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.