USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	281
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Animals Bred:	130

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Edawg878

Creative

Server IP: cosmicx.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Animals Bred:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kayos Minecraft

Survival

Kayos MC is a survival antigrief server with a lack of staff

We have donation ranks, donation commands, and plenty more than that.

It is a peaceful community with an unrestricted chat

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HypityFac

Factions

factions server. Invade bases, build bases, earn money, improve skills, be the strongest faction on the server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ender sandman s lair

PvE, PvP, Survival

Server IP: mc.EndersLair.net Join Today! New players get a Donor Crate Key for a donor Item! Plus a New Player Crate Key! Semi Vanilla survival server with land claims. The server as custom features to make the game play more challenging and exciting. We reward for playing on the server and voting. All donor God items and perks can be earned in-game through McMMO Ranks and Rewards and Donor Crate Keys through voting. Donor items and perks include:18 pieces of GOD armor, tools, and weaponsFlyFly and Walk SpeedDisable PhantomsKeep Inventory/XPMcMMO XP Boosts, Lucky Perks, and Reduced Ability CooldownsChange Spawner TypesCrafting SpawnersRepair itemsPortable EnderchestColored NicknamesPlus more! Standard features of our Server:Land ClaimsRanks and Rewards through McMMO Power LevelsNo AFK kickVote Shop and Crate KeysAuto EatingMcMMOXP Storage BottlesXP sell shopMyPetsTrading GUIRandom TPCustom Crafting, mobs, drops, enchantsSilk SpawnersMine CratesDurability WarnerGravity TreeEgg Mob Catcher

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Salt and light

Antigrief, Balanced Economy, Cracked, Economy, Jobs, MCMMO, Multiplayer Survival, Semivanilla, Survival, Vanilla Survival

Cracked 1.20 (1.18 – 1.20) uwuCosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!

Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Legendary Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

This is a OP Factions Server but spiced up with 80+ Plugins , Custom Enchant, No rules meaning people can fly around and hack like they have super powers and stuff. This is very fun and makes this more OP Factions than most servers!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	7518
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GarfyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GarfyCraft! Garfycraft is an Australian white-listed server with a small community that is active on both Minecraft and Discord. This server is an attempt to expand our community to a more public audience. The reasoning for the white-list is so we can filter out any griefers that may harm our server. The server is backed up every day and runs 24/7. We have grief prevention plugins and others to make the server more enjoyable, as well as some mini games such as Sky Wars.

Whitelist Applications can be found through forums on the website!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Balkanland

City Rpg, PvP, Survival, TOWN, Towny

Moldovian Minecraft Earth SMP server BalkanLand is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts looking for an exciting and engaging experience. With a dedicated team of staff members, players can expect a professional and friendly environment. The server boasts an impressive array of events, from PvP battles to building competitions, ensuring that there is always something new to look forward to. In addition, BalkanLand features a range of plugins that enhance gameplay, including custom enchantments, player shops, and more. Whether you are a seasoned veteran or a new player, BalkanLand is the perfect place to explore and create.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OG Server

Creative, Factions, Parkour

New Server with some Creative and Factions run by me and my friends! We are looking for a few staff so come get them while its open.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	New Chunks Explored:	728044
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sky Factory Skyblock

Skyblock, Survival

Ever wanted to play the popular modpack sky factory by bacon donut with friends? Had trouble setting up a server? Annoying mods that never seem to work. Sky factory sky block is a server which takes the idea of sky factory and makes it completely vanilla. No need for any mods or hassle. Simply load the Minecraft and join the server! From Jetpacks to rituals to chicken burgers to mayonnaise. 700+ custom items, machines, foods, crops and tools. It’s sure to keep you busy for months! And that’s just the main part. Enjoy player shops, crates, customer enchants, and so much more. Join SFS now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Zafirocraft

Adventure, Balanced Economy, Community, competitive, Dungeon, Koth, OneBlock, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Rankups

Zafirocraft Network

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!

🌟 Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.2 🌐 Available in Java and Bedrock 💎 For premium and non-premium players

We’ve been building a strong community for the past 2 years and we’re excited to invite you to be a part of it. Our server offers a wide range of modalities for all tastes:

🔷 OneBlock: Challenge yourself in this exciting challenge where you start with a single block and must survive and expand.🌿 Survival Remake: Live the classic Minecraft survival experience with some surprises and improvements.⚔️ Survival OP: Fight powerful monsters and dominate the game with legendary equipment.📜 Survival RPG: Immerse yourself in a world full of quests, monsters and epic adventures.

Join our active and friendly community, where you will find players from all over the world. Whether you are an experienced player or a newbie, you will always find someone willing to help you and play with you.

Get ready for an unforgettable experience on our Minecraft server! Become part of our family of passionate gamers. Are you ready to join the fun? We hope to see you soon on our server! 🎮🌍✨

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	3503
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pl3xCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Pl3xCraft is designed to bring back the true spirit of Minecraft, with a few added bonuses. No more lobby/mini-games to get in the way of community spirit and real fun.

Public Discord for voice and additional text chat: discord.gg/0xV4K2vqCvA1A6jC

Our server rules are very laid back and relaxed. It’s relatively difficult to earn yourself a ban. Our only rules are common sense things: * No negative or hateful attitudes/speech (aka, toxic/cancerous/rude people). * No hacking mods/clients. If unsure about a specific mod please ask staff before using. * No lag machines or laggy farms. Anything that causes lag will be deleted by staff.

For a list of features (since this site limits description length) you can checkout our listing on PMC at https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/pl3xcraft-3962783/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Calllisto Winds of Winter

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay

Hey! I hope you enjoyed the lore of where our server is starting out. We are a very committed roleplay AND pvp server, combining the best of both worlds. If you love Game of Thrones, then you will love this server, as you see your favorite Houses come to life in a unique story. For more information and to view the rules, go to our website: https://callistowow.enjin.com/ or https://callistowow.enjin.com/rules Thanks for your time! And we hope to see you around!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9024
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Stinky cheese smp

Multiplayer Survival

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Tronix

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

The Tronix

We are a great old-fashioned take on the classic Survival Server! Our goal: To bring fun to all players! However, unlike the typical modern Survival, The Tronix aims to give the feeling of and older survival server, before all of the modern craze and complex plugins. We incorporate Basic Plugins, in order to enhance your gameplay, while still remaining very simple. Complete with experienced staff, talented builders, and dedicated developers, The Tronix is always kept in working order and consistently updated. The server itself is built to Reduce Lag to ensure that nobody’s play experience is effected. So, what are you waiting for! It’s time to join the community and begin your Tronix Survial Adventure!

Help: Any questions? Sumbit a form at http://thetronix.us Or join our discord: http://discord.gg/68s3Ftv Or you can ask an admin in game for some help!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9877	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Animals Bred:	36	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.