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CraftyCat’s LOLtastic Endwalker Adventure Server – Join the Fun Today!

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early?

🔥 Don’t miss out on our Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Battle epic monsters and collect rare loot from the world of Final Fantasy!

🌍 Travel between different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0! Visit exotic lands and meet new friends from all over the world!

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards!

💰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Check out our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6 and find everything you need to succeed in the world of Minecraft!

🎉 Join us for our meetups, including movie nights and epic dungeon runs! Meet new friends and conquer challenges together in a fun and friendly environment!

🤣 Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other! Who knows what insane adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	1167
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minecraft Mayhem: Tranny Voice Edition – Where Shit Gets Real!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese! Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE! And not just any cheese, but cheese that gives you special powers like flying and shooting laser beams out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join our server and help the chickens in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and save the world from being ruled by our feathered overlords.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player on our server gets their own pet dragon that they can ride into battle against giant mutant spiders that roam the land. And did I mention that our server has a built-in time machine that lets you travel to different dimensions and explore parallel universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	319	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KittyKatCraft: The Ultimate Battle Royale Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352, where the first 24 tributes are hand-picked by the goddess herself. Want to be one of the chosen ones? Just ask nicely and maybe she’ll consider it!

But that’s not all – every Saturday night, we host a fancy dinner party in the virtual world. And let me tell you, the food is out of this world. We’re talking Minecraft steak, golden apples, and even enchanted cake. Just make sure to follow the restaurant dress code – diamond armor only, no exceptions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the games begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate champion and earn the title of Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352 victor. See you in the virtual world, tributes!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty LOLz: ‘/faces of int/’ Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further than /faces of int/! This server is like a virtual plastic surgery clinic for your Minecraft character – you can change your face as often as you change your underwear (hopefully more often though, hygiene is important).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Faceless Bandit, a mysterious figure who roams the land stealing faces from unsuspecting players. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them and steal their face instead?

Join us on /faces of int/ for a face-swapping, face-stealing, face-melting good time! Just make sure to bring some extra faces with you, you never know when you might need a quick change.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Woke Gamers

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Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

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Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Void Gems Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3675
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Love Letters Sent:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

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“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

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Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6647	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5