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GolemCraft

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GolemCraft is a RLCraft server. We strive to provide the best RLCraft experience for everyone, new or pro!With our custom unique plugins & mods we without fail will enhance your RLCraft experience making it easier and harder in all the right areas!

Our friendly staff team is available anytime for assistance in any kind of way making sure you can continue your RLCraft adventure with us!Voting for us rewards you with 2x Vote Crate Keys on our server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7199
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PenumbraCraft: Where modded factions clash in a chaotic survival PvP world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dark Cataclysmic Events
Modpack	Penumbralcraft (Curseforge modpack)
Recommended Memory	12Gb
Minecraft Version	1.20.1
Forge Version	47.2.32
Server IP	penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What type of server experience does Dark Cataclysmic Events offer?

Dark Cataclysmic Events provides a survival PvP experience with full loot and raiding in a rules-lite environment.

2. What sets Penumbralcraft apart from other modded Minecraft servers?

Penumbralcraft enhances the modded experience by combining survival PvP with a robust builders toolset, allowing players to rediscover technology and embrace magic.

3. Can players reach a gilded space age quickly on the server?

Yes, the server features a progressive recipe tree for technology, but crafty players can reach a gilded space age swiftly if they are smart and industrious.

4. How does Dark Cataclysmic Events incorporate technology, magic, and PvP?

The server offers Eldritch Exploration, Extreme Engineering, Arcane Power, and Creature Collection as key elements for players to experience magic, technology, and PvP in a unique way.

5. Is there a specific IP address and version requirement to join the server?

Yes, the server IP is penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 and requires Minecraft version 1.20.1 with Forge version 47.2.32.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Breeding Bonanza Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can breed are animals? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post vidya characters specifically made for endless breeding! That’s right, you can breed Mario with Sonic to create the ultimate speedster plumber! Or how about breeding Lara Croft with Master Chief to create a badass explorer warrior? The possibilities are endless and absolutely ridiculous! Join our server now for a breeding experience like no other and see what crazy combinations you can come up with! Who knows, you might just create the next legendary character in the Minecraft world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Banter: When Minecraft Memes and Gaming Fails Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hoards with nothing but a carrot, and building a house out of giant floating pancakes!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Chick City

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as Steve’s fashion sense? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the prototypical modern woman. She built a house made entirely out of diamonds, tamed a dragon as her trusty steed, and even started her own fashion line for Endermen. Talk about goals, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first underwater roller coaster, a secret society of talking pigs, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Build-A-Wall Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t penetrate our borders! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most tremendous server you will ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. So come join us and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineTale/DeltaCraft Fun

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most deltarune-tastic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures inspired by Deltarune, where you can explore the whimsical world of Toby Fox’s creation. Dive into the depths of the dark world and battle against quirky enemies like Lancer and Jevil.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive merch like Undertale and Deltarune artbooks, legends of localization, and even a sweepstakes to win a one-of-a-kind prize straight from the dark world itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you in our deltarune-tastic Minecraft world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft: Endwalker’s Blocky Adventure – ‘/xivg/’ Server

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🌟🔥🎮 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic early access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Release Date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024! 🎮🔥🌟

👻👾 Don’t miss out on our Yo-kai Watch Event rerun until Patch 7.0! Hunt down those elusive Yo-kai and show them who’s boss! 👾👻

💰💎 Moogle Treasure Trove is back from May 14th to June 24th! Get your hands on some epic loot and become the richest player in the server! 💎💰

☔💸 Make it Rain from May 15 to May 31st! Swim in gil and make it rain all over your enemies! 💸☔

🌍✈️ Take part in our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0! Travel the world and show off your skills in different regions! ✈️🌍

🗡️🛡️ Join our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0 and dominate the battlefield with your epic combat skills! Show no mercy to your foes! 🛡️🗡️

🏰👑 Build your own Free Company, gather resources, and create powerful Linkshells to conquer the server! Rule with an iron fist and become the ultimate leader! 👑🏰

👻🔍 Attend our meetups for some spooky fun! From X-files to Digimon Tamers, we have it all! Don’t miss out on the action and join us for a wild ride! 🔍👻

🦄🌈 Previous events were a blast, and we’re just getting started! Stay tuned for more crazy adventures and epic battles in our Minecraft server! 🌈🦄

Join now and become a legend in the gaming world! Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement waiting for you on our server! 🎮🔥🌟

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyAsianLove

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can lose your virginity to a cute Asian woman! That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting zombies, our server offers a whole new level of excitement. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, romance, and maybe even a little bit of blocky passion. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TechieCraft: Where Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android players unite in blocky bliss!

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Are you a true technology fan like me? Do you love Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android? If you don’t, then sorry, but you’re not invited to our Minecraft server! Why? Because our server is so technologically advanced that only the most hardcore tech enthusiasts can handle it.

Join us for epic battles where you can fight with iPhones and Androids instead of swords and pickaxes. Build your base using Windows and Linux machines, and defend it with the power of MacOS.

But beware, if you’re caught using outdated technology like a flip phone or a fax machine, you’ll be banished to the Stone Age (literally, we have a Stone Age dimension in our server).

So if you’re ready to geek out and game on with the coolest techies around, join our server now! Just make sure you bring your A-game and your latest gadgets, or you’ll be left in the dust.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PixelPants

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt huts and basic mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us on our server where the creepers wear top hats and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to challenge players to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and rare loot. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo events that happen every Saturday night!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wacky!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LOLcraft: ‘EVERY TIME’ – Where every block break leads to a surprise!

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>Join our Minecraft server and escape the friendzone like a pro! >We have Emo girls who will notice your attraction and give you the cold shoulder just like in real life! >Experience the thrill of being stuck in an endless loop of small talk while building epic structures in the game. >Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a virtual Emo girl ignore you all day long? >Join now for a chance to level up your relationship skills and maybe even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The SMP SMP

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Prismarine Nations: Where you can fight, craft, and pretend you’re a medieval chef!

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Prismarine Nations Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly vanilla worldbuilding server
Features	Limited admin intervention, lag-free server, fair staff decisions, player feedback-driven worldbuilding experience
Plugins	Towny, Mcmmo (Combat skills disabled), No E chests, Dynmap
Launch	Tomorrow! Join us on Discord to be a part of the journey

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server type?

The server is a mostly vanilla worldbuilding server, allowing players almost total freedom to create their own stories in the world.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server promises limited admin intervention, a lag-free experience, fair staff decisions, and a focus on player feedback to create the best worldbuilding experience in Minecraft.

3. What plugins are used on the server?

The server uses Towny, Mcmmo (with combat skills disabled), No E chests, and Dynmap for worldbuilding and quality of life improvements.

4. When is the server launching?

The server is opening tomorrow, so join us on Discord to be part of the worldbuilding journey from the beginning!

5. Where can I find the server’s Discord?

You can join the server’s Discord at https://discord.gg/BAJnxSa3By

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24