If they don’t play on our Minecraft SMP, obviously! Our server is where all the misfits and troublemakers come together to cause chaos and mayhem. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!
UnraisedMC SMP
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CraftyBossFTW
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos of a high volume coffeeshop meets the thrill of survival gameplay! Join us for a wild ride filled with barista drama and coffee-fueled adventures.Need a break from the daily grind? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a coworker who is obnoxiously awful at their job. Can you handle the pressure of serving 150+ customers in an hour while dealing with lazy coworkers and angry customers?
But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as we navigate through the challenges of working with someone who is physically slow, mentally disabled, and refuses to take coaching. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
Join our Minecraft server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the insanity of a high volume coffeeshop while hoping for that one coworker to finally get fired. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, tips, and misplaced orders – don’t miss out on the fun!
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2025CommentPiler – Minecraft SMP
OMG GUYS, you need to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have diamond rainbows falling from the sky, and our pigs can fly, no joke! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited cake and cookies, it’s like a dream come true! And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, it’s insane! So if you want to join a server where the grass is made of candy and the trees are made of cotton candy, then you gotta join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe it’s not for you. But seriously, join us now before the evil zombie llamas take over and ruin everything, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! #MinecraftMadness #DiamondRainbows #FlyingPigs #LaserDragons
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Swap Skills: Trade & Upgrade
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade in your boring old qualities for some wild new ones! Imagine giving up your ability to resist eating that last piece of cake for the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. Or maybe you’d trade in your impeccable fashion sense for the skill to shoot laser beams out of your eyes (perfect for lighting up those dark caves). The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let’s see what crazy trades you can make!
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GDP Defense Boost – Crafty Lithuania
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Lithuania is all like, “we gotta boost our defense spending to like, 5-6% of GDP cuz Russia be all up in our grill, yo.” so, like, if you wanna be a part of some crazy intense battles and defend against Russian aggression, then you gotta join this server, man. like, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that’ll make you feel like a total badass. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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Baby Snatchers R Us
So, like, on dis server, we got kidnapping, adoption, and natural parenting all happening at the same time. it’s like a wild baby jungle out there, man. You never know when a baby is gonna come up to you and be like “adopt me” or when they’re gonna straight up kidnap you and make you their parent. it’s a crazy world out there, but hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server. So if you wanna experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a parent or a prisoner at any given moment, then come join us. It’s a baby-eat-baby world out there, and you gotta be ready for anything.