If they don’t play on our Minecraft SMP, obviously! Our server is where all the misfits and troublemakers come together to cause chaos and mayhem. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!
UnraisedMC SMP
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AloneCraft: Weird & Wild Stories
Are you tired of being home alone and having boring experiences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre encounters. From encountering a talking cow that gives you fashion advice to stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, you never know what you’ll find on our server. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t regret it!
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Tik Tok Brain Rot Craft
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE TURN YOUR BRAIN INTO MUSH JUST LIKE TIK TOK! OUR PLAYERS HAVE SO MUCH FUN THAT THEIR BRAINS ARE LITERALLY CHANGING SHAPE!WHY JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO ADDICTIVE THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL LIGHT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE! YOU’LL FEEL ALL THE EMOTIONS AND REWARDS WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS!
PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE YOUR ORBITOFRONTAL CORTEX AND CEREBELLUM GO WILD! WHO NEEDS A NORMAL BRAIN ANYWAY? JOIN US AND LET YOUR BRAIN ROT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!
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Rode SMP
Want to play a server that has an anti-grief plugin, millions of selections in a shop, a economy-friendly player server, in a ingame auction, daily giveaways, and events?
This server is not p2w and theres nothing to spend money on! You can even get free ranks by just playing the server!
Such as /heal, /fly commands!This server is perfect for friends, there is land claim, and many other features to ensure your having a great time.
There are many things to explore, and many things to do in Rode, give it a try!play.rodesmp.net:26736
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MovingOutMC Server
Are you tired of family drama and need a break from the chaos? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of blocky adventures and escapades!On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom’s rules or your dad’s explosive arguments. Let your creativity run wild as you create the ultimate love nest for you and your pixelated partner!
Join us for a chance to escape the drama and build a new life for yourself in the virtual world. Who needs real-life problems when you can have fun in Minecraft? Plus, we promise no one will block you or call your sister to tattle on you here!
So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a hilarious and drama-free experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from real-life craziness? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter future together!
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HangryCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as a Greek restaurant owner who thinks 10:15 is still too early? Look no further! Our server is run by a family of two, just like that restaurant, and our owner is as strict about timing as they come. Join us for the ultimate challenge of timing your gameplay perfectly to please our owner!But wait, there’s more! Just like how you shouldn’t go to a restaurant 15 minutes before closing, we have our own rules – you can’t join 15 minutes after opening! It’s a test of your punctuality and dedication to the game. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to join at the perfect time, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle the owner in a virtual kitchen showdown!
So if you’re up for a challenge and want to experience the madness of a Greek restaurant opening time in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Just make sure you’re not a minute early or a minute late – the owner is watching!