so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
Star Shards Collected: 174 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

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