so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Servers

  • /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Gods Slained: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BroLifeCraft

    BroLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

    Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

    But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

    Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Towns Built: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of carefree gaming? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of creativity and chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Emeralds Found: 7970
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyPovertyPro

    CraftyPovertyPro
    If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JewCraft Minecraft Server

    JewCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, not even kidding. you can ride on their backs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

    oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for space technology that will blow your mind.

    also, did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons. but be careful, they’re protected by a dragon that only speaks in riddles.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Chimeras Created: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 41

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Spin Chain Shenanigans

    Spin Chain Shenanigans
    hey u! u like minecraft? u like spin chains? well u gonna LOVE this server! we got atomic spin chains tuned to a diabolic point! it’s like playing minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

    join us and experience the long-lived magnetization that will blow your mind! build your base, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic spin chain showdowns!

    why join? because where else can u find a server that combines quantum physics with blocky graphics? it’s like science class meets minecraft, but way more fun!

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get spinning! 🌀🔥💎

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 43

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Superflat

    Superflat

    Join an exciting and unique superflat survival world where you can team up with friends or go solo in a challenging environment! Build, explore, and survive on vast, flat lands with limited resources, pushing your creativity and survival skills to the limit. Our server features an intuitive claims system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from griefers and giving you the freedom to focus on building and collaborating with others. Whether you’re expanding your own base or trading with other players, the superflat terrain offers a fresh twist on survival gameplay. Invite your friends, secure your land, and thrive together in a new and exciting survival experience!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RebellNation

    RebellNation

    Join the Rebell Nation Minecraft server and Discord community for an unparalleled gaming experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant, welcoming environment where creativity thrives and friendships blossom. Our unique events, engaging quests, and active community ensure there’s always something exciting to do. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a supportive group ready to help you grow and explore. Connect with fellow rebels, share your adventures, and be part of something special [​Optifine is Optional] [[[​Join the discord to download the necessary requirements]]]

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 286 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 212 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/belgorodblastsmc/">Minecraft Server</a> – CodsallCraft

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Overview

    Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

    Join Us

    If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

    Server IP

    IP: CodsallCraft.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are you looking for? The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
    Are griefing and stealing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
    Can players from outside the UK join? Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

    Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

    Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

    So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Crops Grown: 9137

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

    Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Farms Harvested: 602 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

    Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

    DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

    We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Villages Defended: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

    RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP
    Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

    Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

    AnnoyinglyNiceCraft
    Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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