United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	681627	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Farms Harvested:	330	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Disco Disk Skills Server

brand new disk, Consciousness, data, death, disco, Disk, experiences, innate talents, life simulation, next person, no talents, old person data, Server, Skills, traces

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!

our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CasualMinecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Crossplatform, Discord, Exploration, Friendly, Immersion, java, no-frills, proximity chat, Seasoned Veteran, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

Overview

What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ

Q: What type of gameplay does Casual Minecraft offer?: A: Casual Minecraft offers a no-frills survival SMP experience for players.
Q: Is there optional proximity chat available on the server?: A: Yes, players who enjoy proximity chat can enable this feature for added immersion.
Q: Are builders needed on Casual Minecraft?: A: Yes, trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region and create a lasting legacy on the server.

Mupill Adventure 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventure, doctor’s orders, dosage, Drugstore, healing, health, Healthcare, Instructions, medication, Medicine, Mupill, pharmaceuticals, pharmacy, pill, Prescription, Recovery, refill, side effects, Take the mupill, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2078	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Animals Bred:	133
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Hey you, yeah you! Do you like to build stuff and destroy stuff in a virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!

PantsBlockParty

body type, Buy, fit, Friend, hurt, Insecurities, insecurities playing, Jealousy, measurements, ONLINE, online thrifting, pants, PantsBlockParty, price, reasonable, sale, smaller, smaller fit, stranger, try on, Unique

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pants are the ultimate currency! Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect pair of pants that will fit your blocky character like a glove.

We have a unique system where you can trade, sell, or even battle for the most stylish pants in the game. No more struggling to find the right fit, as our virtual tailors will custom-make pants just for you.

But beware, jealousy and insecurities run rampant in our pixelated world. Will you be the one to snatch up the coveted pants before your friend does? Or will you let them try on the pants of your dreams, only to watch them prance around in style?

Join our server now and let the pants party begin! Who knew virtual fashion could be so intense?

UnderratedVoyage – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, culture, Destination, DISCOVER, Explore, Hidden Gem, Minecraft, must visit, Off the beaten path, off the grid, smp, tourism, travel, travel advice, travel inspiration, travel recommendations, travel tips, Underrated, underrated destinations, underrated travel spots, UnderratedVoyage, Unique, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	526	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most underrated place you’ve never heard of but need to visit ASAP! Like seriously, this server is like a hidden gem in the Minecraft world, full of crazy adventures and wacky characters.

I mean, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing to dubstep music, it was lit AF! And don’t even get me started on the time I found a village full of villagers who only spoke in memes, it was like living in a real-life meme generator!

Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how cool is that? He gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off, it’s insane!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most underrated place in Minecraft and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, LOL.

CraftyConspiracyTheory

Accepted, BELIEF, biggest theory, Certainty, completely true, consensus, conviction, CraftyConspiracyTheory, Established, evidence based, fact, firm belief, Hypothesis, philosophy, Principle, PROVEN, Science, Truth, Undeniable, unshakable, unwavering

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Do you believe in the theory that diamonds in Minecraft are actually made from unicorn tears? Well, on our server, that theory is 100% true! Join us and witness the majestic unicorns shedding their tears to create the most valuable resource in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch as they bust out their best moves while trying to blow you up – it’s a dance party like no other!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that he can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons. Who wouldn’t want a dragon as a pet?

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most fantastical adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other crazy theories will come to life here!

Anarchy Network

Anarchy, Cheaters, Civilization, Duping, exploits, Griefing, Harassment, ISOLATION, java minecraft, Lag Machines, Map resets, nether roof access, Network, new york city, p2w, Phantoms, PvP, racial slurs, semi anarchy, Skip the night, Spamming, Teleporting, Usa, vanilla minecraft, world border

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to Anarchy Network!
• Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.
• The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.
• The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!
• The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).
• There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.
• The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

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If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Lumber Jack’s Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Aki, Asa, chainsaw man, character analysis, Character development, death, Demons, Denji, emotional depth, errors, Hero, JACKS, love, Lumber, Manga, Nayuta, power, Protection, Realm, shonen jump, sister, Tragedy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	5696	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of Denji’s constant fails, come join our Minecraft server! We may not have chainsaws for arms like Denji, but we do have epic protection plugins to keep your builds safe. Plus, we love Asa, Nayuta, Aki, and Power more than Denji ever could! So why settle for a hero who can’t protect anything when you can join us and be part of a community that actually cares? Join now and leave Denji’s drama behind!

NoCashNoExecutorLOL

Asshole, decision, executor, executorship, family, Father, Financial, Grandchild, hurt, Inheritance, middle class, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Mother, NoCashNoExecutorLOL, relationship, Siblings, Support, thoughtless, ungrateful, Will

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where inheritance disputes don’t exist? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds and emeralds!

We promise no awkward conversations about wills or who gets what. Instead, you can focus on building the craziest structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our server is so wealthy that even Herobrine would be jealous.

So, leave the real world drama behind and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and pig races? Join now and let the good times roll!