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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6909 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!