Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 12
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Emeralds Found: 3648 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    New Chunks Explored: 573236 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Villages Defended: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Potions Brewed: 153
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6269 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Animals Bred: 54 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 464
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 6988

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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