so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Alien Abductions: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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