so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Magic Items Found: 2468

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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