so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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