so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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