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Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Zombie Dances: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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