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Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Runes Activated: 7
Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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