Uncle Bucks Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Colonials

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	75
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3110	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4834
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	7856	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Animals Bred:	63	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

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Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Potions Brewed:	153
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Crops Grown:	1454	Farms Harvested:	223

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

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Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	3401
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

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Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2