Are you tired of begging your uncle for money in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and you can earn virtual money by slaying dragons and selling their scales! No more tears, just cold hard cash (well, virtual cash, but still)! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs like to bust a move when they think no one is watching. Join now for a chance to party with zombies and skeletons!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Dimension Hops: 15
Holy Grails Found: 3 Villages Defended: 5
Endless Night Skies: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

    RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

    Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

    Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

    TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

    2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

    3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

    4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mines Excavated: 3183
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

    Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

    Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Ores Mined: 520
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

    So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

    Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 184 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

    Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 870157 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Zombie Dances: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

    And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Isle of Man LOLz 2024

    Isle of Man LOLz 2024
    Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Farms Harvested: 569
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

    MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

    Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

    But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

    Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Villages Defended: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Star Shards Collected: 221
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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