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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7845 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Are you tired of caring about what others think of you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who needs validation from others when you can have a whole server worshiping your pixelated likeness?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is actually run by a group of sentient chickens who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, these clucking geniuses have created elaborate traps and puzzles for players to navigate, all in the name of chicken domination. Will you rise to the challenge and outsmart our feathered overlords, or will you be pecked to oblivion?
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a server where anything goes, come on down to our SMP and leave your cares at the door. Who needs approval when you can have a blast blowing up your friends’ houses with TNT cannons? Let the madness begin!
