Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6406 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3038 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4124 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.
Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?
Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?
Then you have found the place where this can be done!
Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.
Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.
On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!
Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?
For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!
Are you playing alone?
For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!
The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.
Come visit us, we are waiting for you!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.
So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 839 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
