Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!
So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.
another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.
join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
