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ExMILsGoneWild Minecraft Server

bitter divorce, bitter exes, bitter relationship, Boundaries, Communication, difficult relationships, Divorce, Ex-MIL, ExMILsGoneWild, family drama, Funeral, Harassment, legal threats, Liar, Minecraft, Mother, mutual friend, nasty words, Respect, rocky past, Server, STALKING, Trust

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about crazy family dynamics!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1315	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	1148
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Votes:	7297
Dragon Eggs Found:	6071	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Items Found:	1375
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Villages Defended:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Potions Brewed:	166
Votes:	5306	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	172

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Runes Activated:	6

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1812	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Buildings Constructed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7638
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Players:	93/600	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3