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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1513 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Enchantments Applied: | 255 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!