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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8949 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5021 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!