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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3701 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 3456 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!