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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4297 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!