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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 972 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 6916 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8265 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6049 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!