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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6623 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!