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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9606 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!