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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6009 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Votes: | 7421 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!