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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6386 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!