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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1250 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 490 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!