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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8357 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1965 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!