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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6015 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!