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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4464 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!