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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7549 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!