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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9292 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 206 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!