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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7188 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
Buildings Constructed: | 39 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!