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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1650 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!