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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9725 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 243 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!