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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4105 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 223 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!