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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2887 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!