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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
New Chunks Explored:	754848	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Votes:	8247	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	225566
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	82
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crops Grown:	2155	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5719
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Animals Bred:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5405	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9982
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	New Chunks Explored:	456756

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6716
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	172
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Love Letters Sent:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Star Shards Collected:	195	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4187	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1522
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	7788
Astral Projections Made:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	82	Gods Slained:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

Players:	99/700	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1