UnattractiveAF Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	1880
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	446	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ores Mined:	6289
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	99
Secret Passages Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Buildings Constructed:	37	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Emeralds Found:	9541	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Farms Harvested:	718	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2270	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Votes:	264
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Secret Passages Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3536
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7845	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!