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Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1311	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	7067	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1678	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Towns Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8974
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Potions Brewed:	161
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

Communication, compromise, DadTherapySwapOrImMute, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, Father & Son Relationships, individual autonomy., mother’s day, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Therapy, therapy challenges, therapy goals, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, therapy resistance, therapy sessions

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

beneficial, Happiness, happiness boost, improved life, Investment, life changing, life improvement, LifeImprovement, lifestyle upgrade, long-term benefit, Minecraft, personal growth, positive impact, Purchase, quality of life, satisfaction, self improvement, self-care, smart buy, smp, value for money, well-being, worth it

Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	5356
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FetishCraft

bizarre fetish, fetish, FetishCraft, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic desires, fetishistic interests, fetishistic tendencies, kink, Kinky, odd fetish, offbeat fetish, peculiar fetish, quirky fetish, strange fetish, uncommon fetish, unconventional fetish, unique fetish, unusual fetish, unusual kink, weird fetish

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3912	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyComrades

activism, CraftyComrades, Defence Ministry, demonstration, family, freedom of speech, Government, injustice, Military, mobilised soldiers, Pray, protest, protest movement, RIGHTS, russia, Russian, social change, solidarity, Stay home, Support, Wives

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).

So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7990	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8