LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 2399 Secret Passages Found: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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