hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the Pentagon is like “woah, that’s some serious support”? well, guess what, we got a US$2.4 billion support package for Ukraine, but don’t worry, we ain’t spending it on boring stuff like politics, we spending it on making our minecraft server the most epic one out there!

imagine building your own Pentagon in minecraft, but instead of boring meetings and paperwork, u got epic battles and treasure hunts! u can be the hero Ukraine needs, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect your homeland. and with that US$2.4 billion, we got all the coolest mods and plugins to make your minecraft experience unforgettable.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the Pentagon has got your back and the adventures never end. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Villages Defended: 10
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • God of War Minecraft Server

    God of War Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of breezing through games with no challenge? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of difficulty! Our mobs are trained by the Greek gods themselves, making them tougher than Kratos in the PS3 remaster of God of War. Prepare to face off against creepers with the strength of Hercules and skeletons with the accuracy of Artemis. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive our server – are you up for the challenge? Join now and test your skills in the ultimate Minecraft battle arena!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 155 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SMP – Relentless Formula One General – MINECRAFT SMP – SON OF LAW Edition

    SMP – Relentless Formula One General – MINECRAFT SMP – SON OF LAW Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and limitations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane builds that will blow your mind.

    We have a countdown to the Pirelli United States Grand Prix because why not? Who doesn’t love a good race while mining for diamonds? And if you’re a fan of F1, we have a FantasyGP league where you can show off your racing knowledge and win some epic prizes.

    But wait, there’s more! Did you know that Nico Hülkenberg has raced in 224 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium? That’s the kind of dedication we love to see on our server. And don’t even get us started on Fernando Alonso and Max Verstappen’s win droughts – they’ve got nothing on our epic Minecraft adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP in the world. Who needs podium finishes when you can build the craziest creations and have the most fun ever? Let’s dig, build, and laugh our way to victory!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Zombie Dances: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • JobOrBlock Minecraft Server

    JobOrBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the ultimate ultimatum – join us or miss out on all the fun! Just like this wife gave her husband an ultimatum to get a job, we’re giving you an ultimatum to join our server for some epic gaming adventures.

    Imagine a world where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a virtual realm filled with blocks, monsters, and endless possibilities. Just like this husband who has ample time to himself while “working on his projects,” you too can spend hours building, exploring, and crafting to your heart’s content.

    Don’t be left feeling resentful like this wife – join our server and let go of all your worries. With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Give yourself the ultimatum to join our Minecraft server today and start your epic gaming journey!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BirthdayBashCraft

    BirthdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of boring family gatherings ruining your child’s special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a birthday bash like no other!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with cake, presents, and creepers exploding in celebration! Our server is the perfect place to make your child’s birthday truly magical.

    Don’t let your partner’s big family get in the way of your son’s special day. On our server, we prioritize birthday parties over everything else, because let’s be real, birthdays are way more important than family obligations.

    So ditch the family gathering and join us for a party that will go down in Minecraft history. Your son deserves a birthday to remember, and we’re here to make it happen. See you there!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 370 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LuxuryCraft SMP: WorthEveryPenny

    LuxuryCraft SMP: WorthEveryPenny
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only luxury items are diamond armor and enchanted tools? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the epitome of extravagance and opulence! Join us for the chance to obtain rare and exclusive items like a golden toilet block or a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks instead of arrows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon that will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a fierce battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where the only currency accepted is emerald blocks and the music never stops.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can experience the ultimate luxury and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and possibly confused) by all the craziness that awaits you!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockyBroz – Where Men Unite!

    BlockyBroz – Where Men Unite!
    That this Minecraft server is the ultimate bro hangout spot! Picture this: you log on and immediately get greeted by a group of diamond-clad warriors riding pigs into battle. The chat is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s anti-griefing rules, but who reads those anyway?). So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a llama into a volcano while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Only on this epic Minecraft server, my friend.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2752 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • LangleyGaming: Where Chaos Reigns and Rules are Just a Suggestion!

    LangleyGaming: Where Chaos Reigns and Rules are Just a Suggestion!
    LangleyGaming <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/%e3%83%9e%e3%82%a4%e3%82%af%e3%83%a9%e3%82%b5%e3%83%bc%e3%83%90%e3%83%bcthe/">Minecraft Server</a>

    LangleyGaming Minecraft Server

    Server Address survivalmc.langleygaming.gg
    Server Version Folia 1.20.6

    Step into the world of LangleyGaming, a Survival Anarchy Minecraft Server where chaos reigns and anything goes! This is not your typical Minecraft experience—here, there are no rules, no protections, and no safe zones. From the moment you join, the world is yours to explore, shape, and dominate, but beware: every player you meet could be a friend, a foe, or something worse.

    Forge your path in a vast, unpredictable landscape where you can build towering fortresses or raze entire kingdoms. Engage in brutal PvP combat, raid bases, or survive as a lone nomad in the wilderness. The server’s true freedom allows you to create your own story, whether through forming alliances or waging war against others. In this ruthless, lawless world, survival is not guaranteed—only the strongest, most cunning players will thrive.

    LangleyGaming offers a unique, unfiltered Minecraft experience where your only limit is your imagination—and the actions of other players. Join now and carve your legacy in this unforgiving, anarchic universe!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on this server? No, there are no rules on LangleyGaming Minecraft Server. It’s an anarchy server where anything goes.
    Can I protect my builds from other players? No, there are no protections for your builds on this server. Be prepared to defend them yourself.
    What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server? You need Minecraft version Folia 1.20.6 to join LangleyGaming Minecraft Server.
    Is PvP allowed on this server? Yes, PvP combat is allowed on LangleyGaming. Be prepared to fight for your survival.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 78

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Mehdi Hasan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mehdi Hasan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen while wearing a tutu made of diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Is Ethereum Dead? Minecraft SMP

    Is Ethereum Dead? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Want to see a giant chicken rampaging through a village, laying explosive eggs everywhere? You’ll find that here too!

    And if you’re wondering if Ethereum is dead, fear not because on our server, Ethereum is very much alive and kicking! In fact, our players have built an entire city made out of Ethereum blocks, where the streets are paved with cryptocurrency and the buildings are filled with virtual riches.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server and lead your fellow players to victory in the most absurd ways possible!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NoDrunkCraftLand

    NoDrunkCraftLand
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re controlling is the creepers trying to blow up your hard work! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated wonders and blocky shenanigans.

    Are you tired of your partner turning into a couch potato and drinking like a fish? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only thing getting wasted is the time you spend building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Forget about real-life drama and dive into a realm where the only weight gain you’ll experience is from all the diamond armor you’ll be wearing. And hey, if you need a break from the virtual world, just remember that snacks like cheese sticks and chips are always just a /give command away.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing controlling you is your own creativity! And who knows, maybe your partner will even trade in their real-life beer for a virtual potion of strength. It’s a win-win situation!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchantments Applied: 243

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ForeverCraft

    ForeverCraft
    Remember that one game you played as a kid that made you feel like a total boss? Well, imagine that game on steroids and you’ve got our Minecraft server!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re not actually in the game.

    We’ve got secret treasure hunts that will have you digging for days, PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and a virtual world so immersive you’ll start questioning reality.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the ride of a lifetime? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Mines Excavated: 1656
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Emeralds Found: 3436 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HezbollahHavocCraft

    HezbollahHavocCraft
    hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Netanyahu himself cant stop talkin bout it! he be like “yo dis server is da bomb, we aint stoppin attacks on Hezbollah cuz we too busy playin on dis server!”

    we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits fireballs at ur enemies!

    so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da world! Netanyahu approves, so u know it’s gotta be good!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 58
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

    Crafty Tales Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will seduce you with its secret techniques? Look no further than our server! Our AI Dynamic Storytellers will keep you entertained with limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will leave you wanting more.

    But that’s not all! Stay up to date with the latest news from NovelAI, Mistral, Qwen, and more. Muscle up with Llama 3 Erato and dive into the world of textgen samplers like never before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 326
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Spooky Minecraft SMP

    The Spooky Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds and building boring houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – we have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the Potato King, rumored to be hidden deep within the Nether.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and endless fun. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You can’t dispute it – this server is the most bonkers one out there!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HospitalHottieGFHome

    HospitalHottieGFHome
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only allowed, but encouraged! Need to bring your girlfriend over even though you’re house-sitting? No problem! We support all your rebellious decisions, especially when it involves saving someone’s life.

    Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected emergencies, angry parents, and house-sitting drama. Who needs normal circumstances when you can have chaotic adventures like these? Plus, where else can you find a community that understands the importance of breaking rules for a good cause?

    So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of defying expectations and making questionable choices in the name of love and emergency situations. It’s a virtual world where anything goes, just like in this crazy story. Join now and let the outrageous fun begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 283 Magic Items Found: 7489
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3359 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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