lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Emeralds Found: 1891

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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